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Oops i crapped my pants images11/6/2023 As he laid down to go to sleep one night maybe two weeks ago, he had a coughing attack which was so violent and boisterous that he literally interrupted my story & proclaimed, "Oh dear. I'd tapered down on the coughing/sneezing/simultaneous peeing, though Scott was still in full effect. Yep, got that bad boy, and then proceeded to pass it on to my hubby - out of love, of course. The kind where you are so f'ing annoyed that you wish you'd gotten the 24 hour flu instead because SURELY a day of puking your brains out beats 6 weeks of coughing and getting half-assed, broken sleep the entire time. The kind where you cough-so-hard-and-so-often-that-you-maybe-pee-your-pants-on-the-hard-ones (just a little. The kind where you cough for like 6 weeks, hock up & out multiple loogies every 3 minutes, and your body continues producing more amazingly. Rewind to approximately a month or so ago. And I'm not proud.Īnd I am pretty sure the reason it happened was karma. Thank God it wasn't THAT bad (!), but it happened. I often make jokes about this sort of thing, so when it occurs in real life, I am ashamed. I *KNOW* I am surely not alone in this, but it feels like I am. OK, so the other day something reeeeeeally appalling happened to me. Because I am not proud of the following story, but I feel it needs to be told and people need to know they're not alone with this. I warn you in advance, if you're sensitive to stories about bodily functions (specifically involving fecal matter), please just leave my blog NOW. I mean, after all, if you can't make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of, right?!?! And I don't mind being the ass of my own jokes. This is not often discussed, and well, I'm kind of a chicken shit about admitting this type of thing, but here goes anyway. I have hesitated to write this blog for a multitude of reasons, the main one being sheer embarrassment, but also because it's kind of uncouth (first time in my life I've used that word - woohooo!).
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